The "Sometimes I'm Asleep" Sarcastic Coffee Mug – 11oz

£10.99

​Set the record straight before you've even had your first sip. Perfect for the office, the kitchen, or as a warning to anyone attempting small talk before noon, this mug perfectly captures your baseline personality with a touch of honesty.

​The bold, clear typography delivers a message that is both relatable and unapologetic: "I’m not always rude and sarcastic... sometimes I’m asleep". It’s the ultimate vessel for your favorite high-octane brew when you finally do decide to wake up.

Why This Mug Belongs On Your Desk:

  • Honest Communication: Features the classic quote "I'm not always rude and sarcastic... sometimes I'm asleep" in high-contrast black lettering.
  • Daily Durability: Made from high-quality white ceramic designed to withstand daily use.
  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because someone this sarcastic doesn't have time for hand-washing or waiting for the stove.
  • The Perfect Gift: An ideal choice for that one coworker, friend, or family member who has made sarcasm an art form.