Coffee Wanker" Sarcastic 11oz Ceramic Mug – Funny Gift for Coffee Snobs
£10.99
Finally, a mug that says what everyone else is thinking. Whether you take your beans single-origin, hand-ground, or just really, really seriously, this "Coffee Wanker" mug is the ultimate badge of honor for the true caffeine connoisseur.
Key Features
- Bold, Cheeky Design: Features a high-contrast design with an arrow pointing directly at the drinker, accompanied by "COFFEE WANKER" in a stylized, textured font.
- Quality Build: Made from durable, high-quality white ceramic with a professional glossy finish.
- Standard 11oz Capacity: The perfect size for your elaborate pour-overs, double-shot espressos, or standard morning brew.
- Ergonomic Handle: Designed with a comfortable C-handle to ensure a steady grip while you explain the importance of roasting temperatures.
- Everyday Convenience: This sturdy ceramic mug is safe for use in both the microwave and dishwasher, so the design stays sharp refill after refill.
The Perfect Gift For:
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- The Resident Barista: That friend who spent way too much on their espresso machine.
- Office Humor: A brilliant secret Santa or birthday gift for the coworker who refuses to drink the "breakroom sludge".
- Yourself: Own your passion for the bean and enjoy your coffee with a side of self-aware sarcasm.
Note: This mug is guaranteed to provoke laughs (and maybe a few eye-rolls) at the kitchen table or in the office breakroom.