Cluster Fuck Fixer" 11oz Ceramic Mug

Celebrate the unsung hero of the office—the one who stays cool when everything goes wrong—with this bold and hilariously honest "Cluster Fuck Fixer" mug. Designed with a clean, dictionary-style layout, this mug is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who excels at navigating "ridiculous nonsense".

​Key Features:

​Witty Dictionary Design: Features a professional, dictionary-entry style layout for the term "cluster fuck fixer," complete with phonetic pronunciation and dual definitions.

​Relatable Definitions:

​1. An expert problem solver, who unfucks any given situation.

​2. Calm, level-headed, near genius, who doesn't overreact to ridiculous nonsense.

​Classic White Aesthetic: High-contrast black text on a crisp white ceramic background ensures the message stands out clearly on any desk.

​Perfect 11oz Size: The standard capacity for your morning coffee, tea, or any beverage required to power through a chaotic workday.

​Ergonomic Handle: Designed with a comfortable C-handle for a secure and steady grip while you're busy solving problems.

​The Perfect Gift For:

​That one coworker who always saves the day.

​Project managers and team leads who thrive under pressure.

​White Elephant exchanges, promotions, or a "just because" gift for your work bestie.

​Yourself—because you know you're the one holding it all together.

​Whether it’s a Monday morning or a mid-afternoon crisis, let everyone know exactly who is handling the situation.